February 2012
4 posts
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“Un presentador explota contra el sistema bancario que “expolia” a...”
– @adriorange — http://bit.ly/zhBbIx
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“node-browserstack 0.0.2 supports “latest” versions: .createWorker({...”
– @scott_gonzalez — http://bit.ly/zBFlAC
Biomass
This city is dying. Did you know that? There hasn’t been a press release, but if you pay attention you can find the signs of decay yourself.
It’s breathing heavier, for starters. Listen to its breathing next time you’re lying in bed at night. I mean really listen. It’s laboring just a little more than you remember it, I promise. Soon it’ll start having real trouble....
January 2012
2 posts
1 tag
“If a tomato is a fruit, then isn’t ketchup technically a smoothie?”
1 tag
“No, adobar un pavo no es convertirlo en pdf”
– @SirDerigo — http://bit.ly/rQiC56
December 2011
2 posts
“Las personas inteligentes son capaces de simplificar lo complejo; los tontos, en...”
– Gerald Grumet
1 tag
“El enano ve gigantes por todas partes”
– Proverbio Alemán
October 2011
1 post
5 tags
August 2011
3 posts
May 2011
3 posts
Normal people going to the kitchen to drink water...
Me going to the kitchen to drink water at night:
April 2011
2 posts
March 2011
10 posts
September 2010
1 post
The light that liked to jump
Allow me to tell you a story of a little light that liked to jump.
He loved to jump so much, that’s all he would do from morning til night. He would jump off curbs, off fences, and even off his parents’ car—it was parked at the time, but mom and dad weren’t happy about it regardless. He even got to bounce on a trampoline once, and wow, what fun that was!
He would jump up high and flip over...
August 2010
1 post
Squareapatamus
There once was a squareapatamus that lived by a watering hole in the middle of a jungle. He wasn’t a hippopatamus, mind you. He was a squareapatamus. At least, that’s what the other hippopatamuses told him.
The squareapatamus was sad because he wanted to play with the other hippopatamuses, but the hippopatamuses snootily turned up their noses and ignored him.So the squareapatamus left the...
February 2009
1 post
An idea idea
I have a lot of ideas lately. I think the main reason I have had so many is because I have been trying to come up with ideas. Contrary to popular belief, ideas do not spring out of nowhere. Idea generation is like exercising. The more you exercise, the stronger you get. Likewise, the more you sit there and think of ideas, the more ideas you generate. Be prepared. When your idea muscle grows...
January 2009
1 post
6 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All retards, after reading the first truth, will try it. 3. And discover that The first truth is a lie. 4. You’re smiling now because you’re a retard. 5. You soon will forward this to another retard. 6. There’s still a smile on your face. I apologize bout this But im a retard and needed the company Posted via email ...
July 2008
2 posts
Uther - Track 13 que agrego a mi pseudo-disco.
“People give up if the item is not found where it’s expected to be”
– Jakob Nielsen